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Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
10/16/2014 at 00:55 • Filed to: None

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I parked today in a lot at school where I don't usually park, and as such I got to see some neat student cars I've never seen before. They include:

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A white Legend coupe, in so-so shape,

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Two black Honda Civic Si Hatchbacks,

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A beige W140 S500, in amazingly good shape,

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a silver Evoque (yes, I like these),

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a red Chrysler 300S with these awesome wheels and a red interior,

and apparently all the other Audis that go to the school. Seriously, I had only ever seen one other student-driven Audi in the lot I usually park in, a grey B7, but in this other lot there had to be at least half a dozen.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/16/2014 at 01:21

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HOLY SHIT. I feel like you're baiting the shit out of me with those first 2 and the last one. Like, hardcore, worse than slabilacs baiting. Are you master baiting me, Solomon?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/16/2014 at 01:38

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This has been on the local CL for a while. I kind of want it...scratch that, need it. http://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/4695367735…


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/16/2014 at 01:59

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Hahaha "never been driven in rain" it has over 100k and looks like it isnt even kept in the garage and the seller has the gall to claim that? Also lol at the sopranos license plate


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
10/16/2014 at 10:10

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I'm not. My classmates are. And a Chrysler is not a Cadillac.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/16/2014 at 11:08

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I know, but I have a hardcore love for the 300.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ihm96
10/16/2014 at 11:35

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That is pretty funny, it being in Destin and all, which is in direct line with Mobile, AL. Mobile gets the most inches of rain per year, if you didn't know.


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/16/2014 at 11:45

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I didn't know that, but that definitely improves my case that his claim is a blatant lie. People just throw those things in there without it meaning anything. "Only highway miles" or "always garaged" or "never driven in rain" always have to be taken with a heavy dose of skepticism. Also, the fact that they almost always use absolute statements makes me even less likely to believe them. If someone says rarely driven in rain, and seems trustworthy I'm more likely to believe them than someone with a 100k car that clearly isn't garaged saying "No, this car doesnt even know what water is. Can I have your money now? DON'T LOWBALL ME JUST BECAUSE YOUVE SEEN A SIMILAR CAR WITH 300000 MILES!" Honestly, how many S classes make it to higher mileage than this guys car?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
10/16/2014 at 13:01

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Also, we are on a two-way first name basis now?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/16/2014 at 13:23

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Why ain't you friended me on FB yet?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
10/16/2014 at 14:04

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I dunno, I'm working on thinking of a good reason.

If there's any chance a college or future employer would check my FB friends list, that's a good enough reason for me.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/16/2014 at 14:09

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OUCH, I caught that……..but I'm friends with my mom, dad, aunts, and uncles, so my FB is the Dr. Jekyll to Oppo's Mr. Hyde.


Kinja'd!!! Rory > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/17/2014 at 07:00

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That is by far the most ridiculous ad I have seen."Never driven in rain"
sadly , In Ireland they are pretty much worthless now. Trying to get over 5k would be hard.